- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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