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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Homo say what?

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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