- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No soap radio

why did you poop because you are a poop

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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