whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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