- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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