- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

The New York Giants

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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