What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

So one time there was this woman learning...

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Once upon a time, The end.

Is maynaise an instrument?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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