Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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