- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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