- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

The holocaust

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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