What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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