- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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