12/23/2012

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

im saul and i love cock

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do I hate? people

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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