What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

sucks Syntax...

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Corn Muffins

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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