- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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