- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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