- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

scientology.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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