Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Skinny people fart less.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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