- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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