why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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