What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock Knock The doors already open

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

copy me and i will kill you

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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