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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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