- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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