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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Pickles are powerful

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.