- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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