- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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