- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

it was all Tagart

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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