- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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