What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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