- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Women's rights.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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