- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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This is a joke.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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