- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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