whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Where's the soap?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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