- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

this is stupid .... yep

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

like this or you will die at some point in your life

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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