- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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