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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats 7+4? 74

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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