- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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