- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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