- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Ham sandwich

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

I love you

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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