Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What is the name of the car? What

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Your mother just died.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Racial Equality

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Honk if you're Amish!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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