One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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