Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

I'm rick james bitch

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What is the name of the car? What

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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