Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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