- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Okay, after this one then...

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

John Cena

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

David Cameron

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the new green? Green

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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