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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Women's rights

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.