Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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