A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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