- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Anthony sucks

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

my wife out of the kitchen

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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