- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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