justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Bacon is delcious.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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