- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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