Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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