- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

no really what are ur names?

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

women's rights

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

So a baby seal walks into a club.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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