- Anti Joke

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what is orange? an orange

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?