- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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