- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are blue Colton is gay

knock knock There's no door

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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