- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Justin's life

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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