How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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