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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A women in the kitchen.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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