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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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