- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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