- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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