- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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