what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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