- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

An Asian with a big dick.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

call me maybe.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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