Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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