Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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