- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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