- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Skinny people fart less.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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