- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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