- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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