How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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