- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Knock knock. Get out!!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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