- Anti Joke

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Stop procrastinating.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis