- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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