- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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