What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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I have aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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