- Anti Joke

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.