- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

So I was walking down the road today

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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