Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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