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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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