- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

You bumder!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Emily Walker.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Obama lin Baden.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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