- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Women's Rights

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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