- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A French man gets into a fight

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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