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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

So FDR walks into a bar.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

osama bin laden is dead

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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