- Anti Joke

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

kennah campion when she talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Blacks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!