- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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