- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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