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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

I dont have a girlfriend

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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