What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what goes boo a sock

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

The Princess is in another castle

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Trump will make America great again.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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