You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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