What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Anti Joke

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