what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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guess what what ...

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Fat people

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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