Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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