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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Pianos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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