- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Fat? Jesse Z

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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