Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Canadians

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A man penetrates another man.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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