Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Japan

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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