What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

I have read the terms and conditions

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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