What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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