- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Chris Bosh's neck

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do u call a cripple Biv