- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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