- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Racial Equality

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A baby seal walks into a club.

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