What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Abortion.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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