- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Abortion.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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