Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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